Shiraz Bailey Wood

1. Buy Diacalm or some other tablets to avoid bum gravy explosion due to eating ‘foreign food’
2. Get passport photos done. Important: try not to look like kiddyfiddler/ terrorist in picture
3. Buy factor 35 suncream for delicate area like nipples. We do NOT want a replay of that time at Alton Towers when Carrie singed [...]